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In gambling the many must lose in order that the few may win – George Bernard Shaw
A man’s gotta make at least one bet a day, else he could be walking around lucky and never know it – Jimmy Jones
The only sure thing about luck is that it will change – Wilson Mizner
The best throw with the dice is to throw them away – Okänd
If, after the first twenty minutes, you don’t know who the sucker at the table is, it’s you – Okänd
Son, we are sorry about the tuition funds. Your mother and I did not know you are not supposed to split tens – Okänd
Gambling is the future on the internet. You can only look at so many dirty pictures – Simon Noble
I used to be a heavy gambler. But now I just make mental bets. That’s how I lost my mind –Steve Allen
A gambler with a System must be, to a greater or lesser extent, insane – George Augustus Sala
A race track is a place where windows clean people – Danny Thomas
The less you bet, the more you lose when you win ― Bob Nastanovich
The house doesn’t beat the player. It just gives him the opportunity to beat himself – Nick Dandalos
The greatest risk is not taking one – Tim Fargo
Anybody can win, unless there happens to be a second entry – George Ade
You cannot beat a roulette table unless you steal money from it – Albert Einstein
Gambling: The sure way of getting nothing for something – Wilson Mizner
Money won is twice as sweet as money earned – From the movie The Color of Money
Don’t get mad that you lost, get mad because you didn’t win – Michael Gersitz
Part of it went on gambling, and part of it went on women. The rest I spent foolishly – George Raft
There is a very easy way to return from a casino with a small fortune: go there with a large one – Jack Yelton
The safest way to double your money is to fold it over once and put it in your pocket – Kin Hubbard
No wife can endure a gambling husband; unless he is a steady winner – Thomas Dewar
In most betting shops you will see three windows marked “Bet Here,” but only one window with the legend “Pay Out.” – Jeffrey Bernard
Maybe the difference between first marriage and second marriage is that the second time at least you know you are gambling – Elizabeth Gilbert
I am a great believer in luck, and I find the harder I work, the more I have of it – Thomas Jefferson
Lottery: A tax on people who are bad at math – Okänd
No dog can go as fast as the money you bet on him – Bud Flanagan
A racehorse is an animal that can take several thousand people for a ride at the same time – Okänd
Show me a wealthy gambler and I’ll show you someone who has made his money from something other than gambling – VP Pappy
One of the healthiest ways to gamble is with a spade and a package of garden seeds – Dan Bennett
In the case of an earthquake hitting Las Vegas, be sure to go straight to the Keno Lounge. Nothing ever gets hit there – Okänd
A weekend in Vegas without gambling and drinking is just like being a born-again Christian – Artie Lange
You know you have a gambling problem when it’s 4am at the Mirage Sportsbook and you’re walking around going, ‘Hey you got the lacrosse scores?’ – Artie Lange
If you must play, decide upon three things at the start: the rules of the game, the stakes, and the quitting time – Chinese Proverb
The urge to gamble is so universal and its practice is so pleasurable, that I assume it must be evil – Heywood Broun
Depend on the rabbit’s foot if you will, but remember it didn’t work for the rabbit – R.E. Shay
Casinos and prostitutes have the same thing in common; they are both trying to screw you out of your money and send you home with a smile on you face – VP Pappy
Nobody is always a winner, and anybody who says he is, is either a liar or doesn’t play poker – Amarillo Slim
Poker is a lot like sex, everyone thinks they are the best, but most don’t have a clue what they are doing! – Dutch Boy’d
It’s hard to walk away from a winning streak, even harder to leave the table when you’re on a losing one – Cara Bertoia